Текст песни Stephen Lynch - America

Alright
Hey, hey what do you say?
I come from a place called the US of A
Ho, ho what do you know?
Hop in my car and let's go

Well this is a song for America,
Home of the red, white, and blue
Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean,
Apple pie, baseball, and Shell gasoline,
And if you don't love her fuck you

Beloved by all from Tikrit to Beijing,
If the world were a school we'd be Homecoming King
Worshiped by France and by North Vietnam,
Afghanistan thinks we're the bom

Oh, this is a song for America,
Home of the red, white, and blue
Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean,
Apple pie, baseball, and Shell gasoline,
SUVs, handguns, and US magazine,
And if you don't love her, fuck you

Our human rights record is something of note:
We freed all our slaves and gave women the vote
Everyone's equal forever, always,
Unless you're one of them gays

Oh, this is a song for America,
Home of the red, white, and blue
Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean,
Apple pie, baseball, and Shell gasoline,
SUVs, handguns, and US magazine,
Low-carb diets and fast food cuisine,
And if you don't love her fuck you

To all war-torn nations, to those in turmoil,
We'll help you kill despots, we'll help you drill oil,
And if you don't want our help, that's ok
We're coming in anyway

Oh, this is a song for America,
Home of the red, white, and blue
Land of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean,
Apple pie, baseball, and Shell gasoline,
SUVs, handguns, and US magazine,
And if you don't love her, fuck you
Crack cocaine, Abu Ghraib, and nicotine,
Swindling CEOs getting off clean,
Housewives all hopped up on amphetamine,
Nipples get rated NC-17,
FEMA and levies and Hurr'cane Katrine
George Bush's great rolling war machine
I think we're in trouble, don't you?

It might seem I don't think our country's so great,
But intolerance, bigotry, greed's what I hate
Most folks are honest and decent and true,
Peaceful, compassionate, good through and through
That's what it means to be red, white, and blue,
And if you don't think so fuck you,
If you don't think so fuck you