Oh Lord, give me a sign
give me a call on your heavenly line
Tell me, oh Lord, what it is that you want from me
Keep me from eatin whatever's in front of me

Oh Lord, give me a sign
give me a call on your heavenly line,
Tell me, oh Lord, what it is that you want from me
Keep me from eating whatever's in front of me

Oh Lord, give me the answer
Save me from being the world's fattest dancer!