I was born in a small town, a long, long time ago,
I took my first steps in a low-price bordello,
Raised by my parents in a redneck society,
My dad married his sister and she gave birth to me,

My grandpa was a gravedigger, a dirty old man,
He went to the town, with a shotgun in his hand,
He organized a bloodbath, to earn his paycheck,
Now he wear a straightjacket, and are a totally wreck,

I'm a shitkicking lowlife, living in the south,
A freak of the nature with 2 teeth in my mouth,
I'm an ugly leprechaun, but mommy said I'm cute,
A banjoplaying inbreed, with a 5 $ suit,