Draw the blinds and watch the show
Heard it on the radio
Saw it on the news today
Heard the lonely people say

There's a great big crack
In the Union Jack
There's a great big crack
In the Union Jack

Another day, another low
Another midday TV show
Saw it on the news today
Heard the lonely people say

There's a great big crack
In the Union Jack
There's a great big crack
In the Union Jack
In the Union Jack