When your stuck in molehole
When you can't get free
Why can't you just flee
When your stuck in molehooooooooole

Stuck
Stuck
Stuck in a molehole
There's a mole up your leg
And it won't let go
Of your private bits
When your stuck, stuck, stuck in a molehole

When you can't get free
When you need a pee
An theres a no hope in gettin out
ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Stuck
Stuck
Stuck in a molehole
Theres a mole up your leg
And it won't let go
Of your private bits

(SOLO)