Uncorking a fresh jug of Indian ripple
The road to excess is a time bom
The kids in the back wipe snot on the tail
Of your silver tuxedo ? but still you?ll not fail
You?re the showbiz opera walrus

A double bassoon and a college full of christians
Expensive and horsey
Let go the balloon
The rope walking skeletons dance to the tune
Of the showbiz opera walrus