Текст песни Bob Rivers - Getting Fatter All The Time

I'm getting fatter all the time
I used to be size 32 and I never gave
My jeans used to fit, I looked cool
Now I'm not the same
Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round
And lately I can't see my shoes

I hate to admit, but I'm getting fatter, fatter,
A little fatter all the time
I can't lose no weight
Yes, I admit I'm getting fatter, fatter, I'm getting fatter

I love to dine That meat's pretty cruel to my waistline
I'm driving a steak through my heart
Eating things that I love
Man, I was lean but I dug french cuisine
Now I'm big as the Michelin Man

I admit I'm getting fatter, fatter,
I'm getting fatter all the time
I can't skip desert Now, I don't dare get on a ladder
Fatter, I'm getting fatter

It ain't no crime getting so much fatter all the time
I'm getting fatter all the time
Fatter, fatter, fatter

I'm getting fatter all the time
Fatter, fatter, fatter
Getting so much fatter all the time