I fart through my ass,
I fart through my ass,
I f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fart through my ass,

I poo through my ass, (you what?)
I poo through my ass, (get lost)
I p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poo through my ass,

Haven't we all passed a little bit of gas through our ass, (doo da doo)
Haven't we all passed a little bit of gas through our ass, (doo da doo)

I fart through my ass, (me too)
I fart through my ass, (can do)
I f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fart through my ass,

I poo through my ass, (you what?)
Wonderful gas, (bugger)
I fart and poo fart and poo fart and poo fart and poo fart in my ass,

Haven't we all passed a little bit of gas through our ass, (doo da doo)
Haven't we all passed a little gas through our ass, (da da doo, da doo)

I pass through my gas, (you what?)
I mean gas through my ass, (you nut)